Showing posts with label Adventures in motherhood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adventures in motherhood. Show all posts

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Adventure's in PARENTHOOD: the diaperless wonder

Generally I introduce my stories as "Adventures in Motherhood," but this story goes beyond motherhood.  This is a tag team mommy/daddy, Parent extravaganza.
It is never a good thing when you find your child, that usually wears diapers, without their diaper on but it is increases ten fold when the stench of poo is also in the air.  Let me explain...
I got home from work today, and the kid's were both asleep.  After about 20 to 30 minutes Elena started crying, so I went to check on her.  
The first thing that I noticed was that her diaper was off.  The next thing I noticed was that the room smelled like poo and Elena had an
 impressionistic brown design down the entire right side of her body.  If you look closely this design is also present in small amount all over her face.

Sometime between when she laid down for her nap and when woke up again, she removed her diaper, went poop, and 
proceeded to smear all over herself, the mattress, and the crib.  (No wonder she was crying when she woke up!)  















After one shower/bath, a good scrubbing, a bunch of bleach and a washing machine full of soiled linens we finally go the poo cleaned up.

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY:
If you are going to lay your kid's down for a nap, make sure that they have clothes on to keep them from taking their diaper off, so that you won't have your own story to add to the ever growing list of..."Adventures in Motherhood"

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Adventures in motherhood: Ella's mess

Yeah, so I learned a lesson about letting your 2-year-old play in the living room while you sleep today. I woke up a few times this morning, but Ella was playing nicely, so I thought "I can go back to sleep for a bit." When I woke up this is what I found.
If you cannot tell this is kitty food. NOT ONLY is it kitty food, but most of it is WET Kitty Food!

The red arrows in these pictures are pointing to the layers of salt that she poured everywhere. Hey atleast if we ever decide to taste Elena's car seat, it will be salted!!

Just when I thought the messes were all over....

If you closely at her legs, you will see they are covered in marker! Alas! (that was for you Mary) Another adventure in motherhood....

Editor's note: after this was originally posted, Ella ate half of a cake I was making for tomorrow...I'm glad this day is over.